#4592 High Fives

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew spend some time reflecting on the Seattle roots of "elevator music." And they dig into some of the Top Five lists sent in recently by listeners, including the Top Five Most Satisfying Tinkles and the Top Five Saddest Starbucks Experiences.

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0:00.0	Tell me one fact that you know about me. Do you not remember one single thing about me?
0:06.0	Dude, things have been nuts around here. I bet you don't know anything about me.
0:10.0	You were born in Phoenix. You went to school in Tempe. You're an only child. Your favorite show is something called the Real House Wise of Atlanta. And your favorite book is Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.
0:21.9	How did you know all that?
0:23.1	Because you are constantly talking about yourself.
0:27.6	You are the most self-obsessed person I've ever met.
0:31.0	You should see Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.
0:33.7	TVTL.
0:40.3	Hey, babyVTL
0:42.3	TVL
0:44.3	You want you, you can do so, you do, you could
0:49.3	I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was.
0:52.3	Now what I'm with, isn't it? And what's it seems weird and scary to me. It may be an ugly world, but at least I have a beautiful face. I see you exhaling, sir. We're going to be with you in just a moment. You've got to be patient, okay? We're very, very sorry. Our apologies. We apologize to you. You will not have to wait that much longer at all
1:14.4	all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a thursday edition of tb t l the show that
1:21.2	just might be too beautiful to live you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and
1:26.9	villainy.
1:27.7	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:29.6	I'm your host.
1:30.2	If you want to talk, I've got two ears, and they're tuned to the listening station.
1:33.6	Coming to you, once again, from the Madrona Hill Studio.
1:37.4	I'm back, baby.
1:39.0	Perched high above the mighty Columbia, where we have got a fun show in store for you. It's episode 4,500
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