459: Hasan's Shocking Crimes Against Dogs | The Official Podcast

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🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to talk about Hasan's misdeeds. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below. This Week's Downvoted: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/17JR_nHDbaPFF34yt-aC-M39TOKcbrMeD2ON1Zzohxzo/edit?usp=sharing Vote now: https://strawpoll.com/PbZqbjPvvyN THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 459: Recorded 07/10/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:39 Andrew Spoils Next Week’s Episode 02:01 The Hasan Dog Drama 33:54 Downvoted 1:36:03 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/z4ya Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/z4ya Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm You know,
0:03.0	I'm going to Hello and welcome to the summertime sipping podcast.
0:40.5	Cracking open cold ones with everyone here on the show.
0:45.9	Just relaxing on the porch and discussing things that matter like those damn kids who
0:53.3	won't stay off our lawn and I don't know, some government policy that we'll probably not even really do anything about and just bitch about because that's what people do.
1:01.6	I'm here with my fellow co-hosts. We have Jay Clark, fresh from his hip-hop rap outfit, his freestyle solo flow career.
1:12.6	And Mr. Orsan, a man who was asked, would he rather have a daughter or son?
1:20.3	And he said, huh, say that again?
1:23.5	I like the sound of that.
1:25.0	Huh.
1:25.8	Soap.
1:26.5	And of course, me, the greatest human being who's ever lived.
1:28.6	You already know.
1:29.1	You've already been introduced to me.
1:31.4	Let's talk about something.
1:32.7	Go.
1:35.2	What do you have?
1:38.3	Me?
1:39.5	Shit.
1:40.1	Yes.
1:40.7	Oh, I have nothing.
1:42.1	Fuck.
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