458: The Moon Is Our Enemy | The Official Podcast

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4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Get 25% off your Fitbod subscription or try the app for free: go to https://www.fitbod.me/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to talk about Moonfall again. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below. This Week's Downvoted: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1wy79eZy-dbqpRzk1IOg-d10c_4-qv_e2qwKPvvpf7qo/edit?usp=sharing Vote now: https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2oGYkZ7 THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 458: Recorded 31/09/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:35 Jackson Teaches Kaya What a Table Is 04:45 The Three Eye Atlas 15:13 How Many Frames Can the Human Eye Perceive? 20:02 What OS is Life Running On? (TempleOS) 23:31 Being Afraid of Going Insane 28:22 Jackson Forced Friendlyjordies to Watch Big Mouth 35:26 Kaya Hates Sex in Movies 44:24 Downvoted 1:29:47 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thank you. Take us in.
0:32.3	You, Dan, we're going to prepare that shit before. Welcome to the interrupting Jackson podcast.
0:40.4	I was waiting for Jackson to speak to do my incredibly impeccable intro.
0:44.4	This is the show where Kaya and I sit at a table with ornate fancy hand-carved chairs in our luxurious fourth dining room and our mega mansion and discuss incredibly
0:55.8	relevant topics of the day such as politics and and weather and economics while Jackson
1:02.2	rolls in on his big kids big wheel third wheel trike and says look guys a new Lego set just
1:08.3	dropped and we say that's very nice Jackson here's $50 Don't talk to us ever again. And that's the show. Oh, my God. And we've been doing it. We've been doing it for 900 years or something. I don't know. And Jackson now has $4.6 billion. So he's come out on top. It's very lucrative. It's very lucrative pretending to like Lego, apparently. Also, I do like the idea of me sitting at the little
1:32.9	children's table. You know how what you were, I don't think Chaya would have this experience
1:39.2	since he was, he didn't have family or whatever, whatever trauma he went through.
1:50.4	But us, regular folks in proper countries and stuff, like whenever we would go over to families, houses or whatever for dinners and stuff, they'd always set up like a children's
1:54.5	table for the kids to sit at and eat dinner instead of sitting with the adults and stuff.
1:59.8	I miss those days.
2:00.9	I wish I was a kid like that.
2:02.2	Fuck the kids.
2:03.4	Like they have nothing important to say.
2:06.1	Get them out of here.
2:06.8	Oh yeah.
2:06.8	I'd absolutely do that now.
2:08.1	They should be in a completely different room.
2:10.0	Children should be locked in cages and fed like rice.
2:15.9	The scraps.
2:16.9	Yeah.
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