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Dear Hank & John

459: Electric Meat (w/ Kal McRaven!)

Dear Hank & John

Complexly

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4.98.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Has poop always been funny? Why does my cake mix have high altitude instructions? What breakfast foods won’t you get sick of? What percent of my car should be computer? …Hank and Kal have answers!


If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com

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0:00.0

You're listening to a Complexly podcast.

0:09.4

Hello and welcome to dear Hank and John.

0:12.8

Or as I like to think about it, Hank and Cal.

0:15.8

It's a comedy podcast where two brothers and sometimes two friends, answer your questions,

0:20.4

give you to abuse advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon, but don't

0:24.0

always do that either. Cal, I just found out Canada isn't real. No way. What are you talking about?

0:30.8

They say that it's all Maple Leaf. Oh, that one's really bad. Oh, man. Oh, wow. I mean, it's bad enough that I'm worried a solid 30% of people

0:44.5

have no idea why that's even a joke. But, man, that's, I apologize. Thank you for joining.

0:51.7

I'm sorry I think we cannot see your wonderful situation that you have,

0:55.8

including what appears to be a full-on arcade game, claw machine.

1:00.2

It sounds like a whole claw machine. I am addicted to claw machines. So I thought, why not

1:05.8

bring the addiction a little closer to home? That's what they always tell you in the meetings.

1:10.1

After all, that's what you're supposed to do.

1:12.4

So, yeah, and now what this is done is it now allows me to basically have no limit to the amount of small plastic plushes that I can buy.

1:23.2

So that's great.

1:24.1

Because you can always put them into the claw machine.

1:26.4

I can always just throw them in there into just like this growing pile.

1:31.1

This is amazing.

1:31.6

Of something I don't need, which is awesome.

1:33.0

Have you gotten very good at claw machine?

1:35.7

Can you get better?

1:37.3

Yes, actually, especially if you're going to the same place over and over again and you kind of get a feel for their machine.

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