#4589 Dispatches From The Steam Room

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Television's Chris Hayes joins the show from his home studio, where he's also hosting Luke today. They and Andrew discuss yesterday's New York City Marathon, the New York City mayoral race, and the big mistake that led Luke on an epic journey.

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0:00.0	Okay, everyone got a celebrity name in?
0:02.0	All right, Team 1, you're up.
0:05.0	Okay, he was in Oceans 11.
0:06.0	Matt Tiemann.
0:07.0	No, um, has a tequila, silver fox.
0:10.0	Uh, George Clooney.
0:11.0	Yes. Okay, um, she was a pretty woman.
0:15.0	Julie Roberts.
0:16.0	Yes, okay. Um, all right, I guess this is a musician. John Mayer. No, I older-time. God damn, it's jazz legend Marcus the Worm Hicks. Okay, who put that in? That one might be one of mine. Okay, team two, we're up. Howie, you go first. All right, this guy ran with Thaddeus Fink's. He was one of the eight balls in Mukie Kramer in the eight ball. I don't know. He played the alto sax with a kink in it. I don't know. Not sure. Really? Okay. Pass. Okay, this one's easy. He's got the freak lips. He can hit the high sea all night long. He was king of the tucktuck sound.
0:55.0	Is this another jazz guy?
0:57.0	Time.
0:58.0	Ah, come on, guys.
0:59.0	We didn't get one.
1:00.0	That's because they're supposed to be celebrities, everyone knows.
1:03.0	Oh, you mean like household names, like Roy Dunk or Jack Marshall who wrote the Munster's theme song?
1:09.0	Roy Donk?
1:10.0	Oh, I think this one's Howie's. Yep, I don't know what to do. Just, what was it? Tiny Boops, squig, short,erly. What, I mean, come on, is that even a celebrity? He's no Roy Donk, but he was a regular guest on the Colgate hour. TBTL. It's the first line of the film, man, it's gotta be on the money here.
1:32.3	Hey, pay, B, T, P, G, T, P, D, T, L.
1:37.3	B, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da do do do yo yo.
1:42.3	I just feel like I'm excited and I feel relaxed and I'm ready to party with the best of them.
1:56.0	If there's a better use for the internet, I haven't found it.
2:00.0	Well, all right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday It's a better use for the Internet. I haven't found it.
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