#4586 It's The Donkey For Me!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew realize (with the help of a listener) that they were missing a pretty big piece of information about a Luke Wilson commercial they talked about at length yesterday. Plus, Andrew has some questions about a plethora of radio ads he's been hearing that feature a former reality TV host. They also discuss the two oldest McDonald's burgers in existence.

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0:00.0	Hey, can I ask you something?
0:02.0	Yeah.
0:03.0	Do you like malls? What? Oh. Yeah, do you like malls? Like shopping malls? No, see, because my dad right here, he's actually in charge of a brand new shopping mall that's going to be opening here in town. Oh, wait, that's really cool. You know, I don't think I've been to a mall, though, since I was like 14. Yeah, you probably have.
0:23.8	You probably just didn't realize it. They've changed a lot in the last few years. Yeah, no, I don't think I've been to one in a really long time. They're just more naturalistic now and less intrusive than what you used to think of when you thought of a mall. So you might have been in a mall.
0:38.0	Well, I think I would have known if I was in a mall. I'm saying you wouldn't know you're in a mall. I bet you were in a mall. No, yeah. I'm just saying I haven't been to one. Probably have been recently. Dad. She's been in a mall. I mean, this is kind of a mall. This is a restaurant.
0:53.5	I know, but it's also kind of a ball.
0:55.1	How?
0:55.5	Because it is.
0:56.5	Because there's shops around and the way the park I mean, this is kind of a mall. This is a restaurant. I know, but it's also kind of a mall.
0:55.0	How?
0:56.0	Because it is.
0:57.0	Because there's shops around and the way the parking lot wraps around.
0:59.0	Okay, fine.
1:00.0	Thank you.
1:01.0	Cool.
1:04.0	What a weird person.
1:06.0	Please try to let it go.
1:07.0	This isn't a mall, is it?
1:09.0	Kind of.
1:10.0	I mean, not really. I mean, it's not like a mall at all.
1:12.6	What's I supposed to say?
1:13.6	TBTL.
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