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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4580 It Gets Vedder

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

The Seattle Mariners are not going to the World Series. But Luke and Andrew are doing surprisingly okay this morning. Plus, more listeners weigh-in on the “best beer experience” list, as well as situational popcorn. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

There are times in life when no matter how hard we try, no matter how much we want to win,

0:05.7

sometimes it just isn't meant to be, and we fail. Today I want to tell you something, not about

0:12.2

winning or losing, but about the spirit of never giving up, the spirit of the Cleveland Browns. TBTL.

0:26.0

This is a show for people.

0:27.3

About dogs.

0:28.8

Starring one dog.

0:30.2

And one dirty dog.

0:32.8

This guy is so full of angles and gimmicks and twists.

0:35.7

He starts to describe a donut and it comes out of print.

0:38.2

Your favorite dish. My favorite dish.

0:39.7

I like mugs because they're very comfortable in your hand and they hold the hot things that you don't have to touch.

0:47.4

So, you know, coffee or hot tea.

0:50.5

Okay.

0:51.2

Sure, it's done in the name of comedy, but is debasing ourselves really that hilarious?

0:57.8

TVTL.

1:01.9

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that

1:06.9

just might be too beautiful to live.

1:09.6

You're entering a world of pain. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Hey, cheer up. It's Taco Tuesday. Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above, the mighty Columbia, where it's a little cloud foggy, but I think it's going to burn off, and we're going to have a beautiful day up here. Oh, ma, pa, it's just beautiful.

1:29.5

And we need it, don't we?

1:30.9

Because as we arrive at episode 4,580 in a collector series,

1:35.5

Let the fun begin.

1:37.5

Our baseball team, do you remember them?

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