458-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2018

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us. This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not women - could he like men? Sure seems like it. We get on the phone with Daddy Long Neck who tells us the full story of his neck, his voice and a potential fight with Crazy Locs (probably not a good idea). Charo and Tom join us on a call to discuss the new Sicario movie among other things. THEN due to CP's pregnancy and the recording schedule we had to keep things going, we have a DENTAL UPDATE with Charo and Tom IN STUDIO. As if that isn't enough, the great and hilarious Nikki Glaser joins us in studio to discuss her blossoming radio career - she hosts You Up? on Sirius, she continues to travel the country performing stand up and she recently taped the CC Roast of Bruce Willis, where she no doubt burned him badly. Please support our sponsors: ShadyRays.com code: MOM Stamps.com code: MOM 23andMe.com/mom DollarShaveClub.com/mom Quip.com/mom

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0:00.0	I take you to the store very good.
0:07.0	Yeah, I can start it.
0:14.0	Oh my god!
0:16.0	You guys are doing good.
0:33.0	Hey, I got you on video.
0:39.0	Come down there and there for Muslim.
0:48.0	Every free food free wrenching of thing else man,
0:50.0	is a deal man.
0:52.0	Men from jail, homeless, you're a thug when a come.
0:56.0	Move in, they frankly move to man.
0:59.0	If you want to move in you can move in but you gotta fuck me.
1:02.0	Fuck me, this I mean, beat me up.
1:06.0	Fuck me, this I mean, beat me up.
1:16.0	I'm used to that water.
1:18.0	This is worth it, this is worth it.
1:23.0	This is worth it.
1:34.0	It's like a tour through all of our crazy people.
1:37.3	This is the best show I have time.
1:38.9	I forgot about it.
1:39.7	Nobody's gonna stop this show.
1:41.2	This is the best show I've ever had.
1:42.5	It is, it really is.
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