459-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2018

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

This episode was delayed due to Tom's demanding movie star lifestyle, but don't worry, it's HOME HERE NOW. Christina had a THEYBY. She and Tom go over the huge upside of raising their child in a gender neutral world. There's also a new cool guy who is just putting out to the world that he would like some sex and he chooses the most unflattering of camera angles to rope you in. AND Charo and Top Dog are on the show discussing everything from M**ijuana to Charo's amazing farts and so much more. PLUS, your emails cover ANNOUNCING you have a big dong before you should it to a lover and whether or not your mommies fight before or during the show.

Transcript

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0:00.0	We're back!
0:02.0	Oh!
0:03.0	Oh!
0:12.0	Stubbe!
0:15.0	Oh God!
0:20.0	Lord Damoc, thanks for the instrumental.
0:25.0	I got some exciting stuff coming up.
0:26.0	What you got?
0:27.0	Road, dates, galore.
0:31.0	I have a...
0:32.0	Bro, beef galore.
0:33.0	Bro, beef galore.
0:34.0	We added a Sunday show in Breastball's Beach.
0:37.0	That's August 26th, the rest of the weekend is sold out Friday Saturday.
0:42.0	In your jeans origan, there's about a hundred tickets left at the second show.
0:48.0	Less than that for the second show in Boyz Seed, Idaho.
0:53.0	We added a second show in Ball Sacramento October 6th.
0:57.0	It's Enfuego.
0:59.0	If you didn't hate your tickets at first one, you better get them to this one.
1:04.0	Fresno, Bakersfield and Fartmires, Florida are on sale.
1:09.0	Jack Meeoffel is really strong.
1:12.0	Second show in Orlando is Enfuego as well.
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