457-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2018

⏱️ 102 minutes

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The Jeans are probably cuddling a new baby (non-gender specific) as you listen to this. Please know that God watches you when you watch porn and you'll probably have to answer to him. Also, do you think we should get fart mics for the studio we might be moving to? Pull up your jeans and listen what will be an all time classic.

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0:00.0	Hey there, Jean.
0:18.9	Check it out.
0:22.7	We have a big announcement, a big added show.
0:26.1	It's going to be October 6th, Sacramento.
0:32.3	I'll be at the Community Center Theatre, the first show sold out.
0:36.3	So we added a second show at the Community Center Theatre.
0:41.0	I believe the show time is 10.30.
0:44.1	That is now on sale at TomSgera.com.
0:46.2	Of course, the weekend I'm also in Eugene and Boise.
0:52.6	The only thing left for tickets before them, there are some tickets left.
0:57.4	August 24th at the Palm Beach Improv in West Palm Beach, Breastball's Beach, Florida.
1:05.7	And let me see, there's some tickets left in Fresno, Bakersfield, Fart Myers, Florida,
1:15.4	Jack Meowthville, Orlando, second show.
1:19.1	And then, Feller Abdelfia has a few tickets left to the show on the 16th.
1:25.0	And of course, Pachanga, TomSgera.com, where all those tickets, what about you, Jean?
1:31.9	Oh, where do I come to best?
1:33.5	Here comes the best.
1:35.2	Christina will be at Phil's on December 7th.
1:37.9	Where?
1:39.4	At Philly.
1:40.3	In Philly, yeah.
1:41.1	In Philly.
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