#457 The Godfathers with Mark Normand and Sam Morril

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2022

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Mark Normand and Sam Morril came over to the Skeptic Tank studios to have a nice sober conversation with me about why they’re all better off without alcohol. And then somebody found the whisky.

This was a 2 hour long progressively drunker and drunker podcast about alcohol itself. How we started, where we first barfed, puke and rally theories, hangovers, favorite drinks, and on and on and on until blackouts were had by all.

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0:00.0	I had a friend when I was in high school.
0:02.0	I remember like I was like I'm gonna puke.
0:04.0	He just took his two fingers and stuck them down my throat.
0:06.0	So I vomited everywhere.
0:08.0	What? And he was like I got you.
0:10.0	Like he was just like you bought a puke.
0:12.0	He stuck them down your throat.
0:14.0	Yeah. Cause he was like he could see how sick I was and he was like
0:16.0	and I felt better after.
0:18.0	He didn't say put your fingers down your throat.
0:20.0	No he didn't give me a heads up.
0:22.0	Was this a Z's?
0:24.0	Holy shit.
0:26.0	Oh, he would have a phone.
0:30.0	He said never is I can recall.
0:34.0	Who's thought I was saying?
0:38.0	Tell me all.
0:40.0	And blow it off.
0:42.0	Oh, he'd been out the door.
0:46.0	Never is I can recall.
0:50.0	Who's thought I was going to say to him?
0:54.0	He said to me and I was going to fall.
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