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🗓️ 25 January 2022
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Don't forget to get your tickets to Ari Shaffir's Renamed Storyteller Show at the Gramercy Theatre on February 8th. Crazy surprise lineup you're not gonna want to miss. Oh yeah, and my Instagram is back... Follow @AriShaffir before they take it down again because they definitely will.
And get tickets to the taping of Sean Patton's Comedy Special in New Orleans on February 3rd:
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02/08 | NYC: Ari Shaffir’s Renamed Storyteller Show
02/11 | Tampa
02/17 | Denver
02/27 | Vancouver
03/25 | Grand Rapids
03/26 | Detroit
03/31 | Appleton, WI
For more Steve:
What's the Odds? with Steve Rannazzisi on Apple Podcasts
What's the Odds? with Steve Rannazzisi | Podcast on Spotify
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The Winter is Cold - Wende and Bonnie
Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter
Foreigner - Cold As Ice
Love Unlimited - It May Be Winter Outside
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0:00.0 | So when you get a pow day, so when you're at at a place like will be yeah, March |
0:07.5 | Then it's not out, but right then it's not how |
0:10.0 | Tell you need it. There's it |
0:11.6 | But the like when you go to see like the conditions are okay, you know, and then overnight |
0:15.5 | It starts like you start drinking like oh, there's no coming down. Yeah, it's gonna be a pow day |
0:20.5 | It's gonna be a bet you're back to a kid again. Yeah, it's gonna be so fun |
0:23.3 | We got to get up at eight. We got to be on that first lift. Yeah, it's exciting then it's exciting because you want it |
0:29.2 | You're anticipating it. You know, it's coming. Yeah, but when you're like fuck I have you know |
0:35.7 | I have to go to fucking do this on saturday and it's gonna snow and traffic is gonna be fucking a nightmare |
0:40.3 | Everyone's gonna be sliding all over the place, it sucks |
1:10.3 | Since you've been gone |
1:18.9 | The wind is coming from here |
1:21.3 | The wind is coming from here |
1:23.3 | It's coming from you, it's coming from here |
1:27.1 | Hey everybody! |
1:27.9 | Welcome to R.I.E.E.S. Your First Guetic Tank Podcast |
1:29.9 | I'm R.I.E.S. Chefier, I'm a comedian, and I'm also a podcaster |
1:32.9 | You know? |
1:34.0 | Nothing's worse than winter |
1:36.8 | It sucks |
1:37.4 | Some people are winter people |
1:38.7 | I want you to cut those people out of your life entirely |
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