#4561 Hopium Of The Masses

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the pros-and-cons of optimism as it relates to both the Mariners, who had a historic win last night, and Jimmy Kimmel, who returned to the airwaves after his controversial and misguided suspension.

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0:00.0	So you got a boyfriend in the moment?
0:04.0	Me? No. You?
0:07.0	I don't have a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend.
0:11.0	No, not me. You can't tame the J-Dog. The J-Dog's just...
0:15.0	What's the J-Dog?
0:17.0	Well, that's me. I'm the J-Dog.
0:19.0	Where's that from? Well, it's street language.
0:22.6	You know, you just take the first letter of your name and you put dog on the end of it and all the other dogs sort of respect you.
0:28.6	Okay.
0:29.6	TBTL.
0:35.6	They said it would happen and it has. The day when you could go to the movies without leaving your living room. You wouldn't have to go to the movies. The movies would come to you. Well, they are coming to you. If you're ready for them, via videotaped cassettes, you can play on your home television set. All right, you guys like impressions? Here's that guy, Bob, from Bob's Burgers. Hi, I'm Bob from Bob's Burgers. How about that show, Archer? You watch that show Archer? Here's that guy, Archer. Hi, I'm Archer from that show Archer. Now, what if those guys met? Hey, Archer, it's Bob. Hey, Bob, It's Archer. Thank you.
1:11.0	I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.
1:13.6	I don't know if it's video games or what, but it's so unfair to, after something like this,
1:18.8	to blame people in the backseater say they deserved it.
1:22.2	Ack!
1:23.8	Ah!
1:25.6	Oh, it feels good to laugh.
1:28.9	And boom goes a dynamite.
1:33.1	All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:40.4	As Florence the Sheen says, the dog days are over.
1:43.4	My name's Luke Burbank. I am your host.
1:45.3	I hear you inside bumping them gums, telling them lies. Coming to you from the Madrona Hill
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