#4559 To The Victor Go The Spoils

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is back after a long week away. He and Luke catch up on the most scintillating aspects of TBTL production, an amazing sports weekend for Seattle fans, and the saddest sign you can see on the door of a hotel conference room.

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0:00.0	Before we say good night, I just want to take a moment to address any perceptions out there regarding bias in my reporting.
0:06.5	In divided times such as these, I'm reminded of one of my great heroes, Walter Cronkite.
0:11.5	Because of him, I have the integrity to stay firmly impartial.
0:15.6	He gave me a gift I can never repay.
0:17.9	A $25 gift card to coconuts.
0:20.5	If only, I had used it before all their locations
0:23.6	closed.
0:24.6	TBTL.
0:26.6	I've seen it coming for years. I've worried about it. I hoped with all my heart. I wouldn't
0:36.6	experience it. I wouldn't see it but it's now here
0:40.5	what's even the point in this freaking podcast doesn't even make sense why would anybody
0:45.6	listen to it I yell at you because I love you listen to me because you love me is this a weird
0:52.8	dynamic yeah sure from the outside you know know what, dude, we can make
0:56.2	a lot of money on this. If you're making these out of thin air, I mean, there's no overhead. We're
0:59.7	going to be rich. Oh my God. One hondo a day, both of us, 500 a week. That's rich.
1:05.8	That's it.
1:06.8	Boomah! Boomah! Boomah! Boomah! Well, all right. Hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:19.0	So you're still, get busy.
1:21.0	My name's Luke Burbank.
1:22.3	I'm your host.
1:23.2	Are you sure?
1:23.8	Mm-hmm.
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