You can't teach an old dog.

Because they're too old and they can't listen to you, because they could be death.

When the going gets tough?

You get tougher.

Don't judge a book?

Yeah, because it's a book. Don't put all of your eggs. Oh, yeah, because if sometimes if you put all

your eggs, you'll run out of them. Out of sight, out of... Out of knowing. Two wrong wrongs don't make it better a picture is worth less than a

person you love oh I not that The best things in life are family and pets. Don't cry over

anything. TVTL. I consider myself to be an absolutely dead center, normal average America.

Here's the one-oh.

Swung on, there it goes, deep left center.

That ball is high, it is far, it is gone.

But caught.

I'm not very good with chit chat.

Uh, I like a structured communication.

I like a hard out.

You know, chit, chat, chit, chat, chit, chat.

Oh, chit, chit, where are we going with that?

Bbapapu. I don't even know what that means. No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. This is a whole new level of nerd. Well, all right. Hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Are you sure?

That's what they said on Ask Chiefs.

My name is Luke Burbank.

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