#4551 Introducing: The TBTL Bad Lands

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Luke enjoyed an impromptu history lesson about his neighborhood from his 82 year old neighbor, Gay. Andrew is in a fight with a restaurant over something he’s completely imagined. And a closer look at TSA precheck leads to a conversation about waiting in line at DMVs and passport offices.

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0:00.0	Hi, business boys. This is Sarah in Silver Spring, Maryland, who is also a Baltimore Orioles fan. So I have a question. If I am wearing my Baltimore Orioles shirt and my TBTL hat, what are my shrimp-related responsibilities? If you could clarify that for me, I would really appreciate it.
0:24.6	Thanks, guys. Bye.
0:26.6	TVTL.
0:28.6	What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?
0:35.6	Breakfast. Family.
0:38.3	Family, right?
0:39.3	Yeah.
0:40.3	I thought you meant of the things you eat.
0:42.3	Now the second thing that you'll see on the screen of your computer is a flashing square.
0:48.3	That's called a cursor and it tells you two things.
0:51.3	The first thing it says is the computer is waiting for you to type.
0:57.1	And the second thing it says is when you type, that's where the character which you type will appear.
1:03.8	I feel like I have the power of a thousand cowboys running through my veins right now.
1:08.9	Okay, what makes you laugh?
1:10.3	Comedy.
1:11.6	Obviously. And sometimes tragedy.
1:13.6	Light tragedy.
1:15.6	Arectile dysfunction, non-fatal hunting accidents,
1:18.6	waving at someone you think you know, but it turns out to be a stranger, that sort of thing.
1:22.6	Mom, it's not real.
1:25.6	It's a jib jab. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. This is a whole new level of nerd.
1:32.6	All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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