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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

455. The Bounceback

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0

Runk

0:02.5

Okay, welcome to, episode 455.

0:35.4

And it is, you know, the greatest, it'll be the greatest episode that we've ever done

0:41.5

so that's great you know um it's uh a nice day outside you know i don't mean to like give you the

0:50.2

weather but the weather's nice and i'm happy. And I can deal with the humidity that the other

0:56.1

parts of the country have. I got to go to Alabama this weekend and it will be humid. And it is not

1:03.4

my top market. So it will be humid and not my top market. And I will just, I'll chill there, dude,

1:09.8

Huntsville, Alabama. I hear it's a cool place. I hear it's, you, you've got to, you've got to, uh, go some to find a cooler area, a cooler, a more upcoming area, uh, in Alabama than that. And so I don't know. I don't know how it stacks up against the rest of the world, but I'll let you know afterwards, dude.

1:29.3

I'll let you know afterwards because I will be. And you know what?

1:29.9

I'll know more about the world at the end of this year because I'll be in Europe. I mean, Copenhagen, London, Oslo, Amsterdam, and Dublin. And I'll be bubbling in Dublin as well. So go to chrysley.com and then a bunch of other dates like Salt Lake City and you know what I mean. Another Boise. I got a just a lot. Washington, D.C., Chicago. And then I'm going to be in Miami too. Do you know what? It's going to be humid in Alabama. It's going to be human in Miami. Yay. Okay. It's going to be too humid and that's

2:02.5

fine. I love it. I love the humidity. I love the heat. I love the hotness. And I just kind of,

2:07.9

maybe moving to a place like that would be nice for me, you know, like just like a place where

2:13.3

it's just always warm. Because I just, I mean, honestly, it's too cold and even in l.a sometimes

2:18.8

dude i'm always cold i am always cold my wife will go to bed before me sometimes and she'll go up

2:27.1

and and i'll go into the bedroom and i'm just like oh you're an Eskimo. It's icicle here. And it's it's absolutely horrible.

2:40.2

And I have to like jump into bed like a little like a like a like I'm a like I have like I have like I have like I have like a fairy like I have to jump into bed and hide under the covers because it's so cold and that's just

2:53.1

me dude you know so so when she's like uh so when some when some stuff goes down like uh you know

3:00.5

when we're in trouble or or or there's like some sort of uh threat and she says handle it that's the guy who she's asking to handle it the guy who

3:10.8

gets too cold okay and that's that and that's that and that's that so it's mostly air conditioning

3:20.7

that i hey but whatever we don't need to talk about the temperature here in the podcast because that's the most boring thing in the whole world.

3:26.0

But it is nice out.

3:30.0

I, you know, I go, I've been really trying to track my moods lately to see why I get into such great moods and why I get into such bad moods.

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