#4549 The Slow Cryptid Movement

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke is dogsitting this week, and his dogological clock is spinning out of control. Andrew also has a doggy-date on the horizon that he’s a little nervous about. They also discuss the Phillies fan who essentially took a baseball away from a child in the stands.

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0:00.0	Can I blow your mind right now? Chris is laughing because he knows where I'm going with this.
0:04.0	Okay. There's not a single video of Abraham Lincoln. I'm serious. Look it up. Go on YouTube.
0:09.9	Okay? Think about that. He's one of the most famous Americans in history. He's the first president.
0:16.3	He made slavery illegal. And there's no video. You can look it up. There's no videos of Abraham Lincoln.
0:24.2	And every time I say that, someone goes, no, no, no, no, there's got it. There's got to be.
0:27.7	He's Abraham Lincoln. None. So then you start to ask yourself, and if you really want to go
0:32.4	down this rabbit hole with me here, just bear with me, who's controlling what we get to see a video of and what there
0:38.7	is no video of? Right? Because there's no videos of Abraham Lincoln, but I can go on YouTube
0:43.6	right now. I can go on YouTube right now, and you can do it, and you can watch behind-the-scenes
0:48.0	footage of Paul Giamatti recording his lines for the antpully, right? But there's no videos of Joan
0:53.3	of Arc.
0:56.5	TBTL.
1:03.6	Beware of things that cost $1.99. Those are the membership dues for this club that I joined.
1:09.9	The Columbia House Music Club. Turns out, that wasn't really even a club. It was just a business for making money. Although it is how I found my favorite band, various artists of the 80s. Yeah, ha, e ha, ha, e ha, e ha, e ha, e ha, e ha, e ha, e ha, it's a. It's embarrassing and it's gross, but at least it's kind of funny. Be careful, though. It's fun to see. Have a good show, dummy. What you do is so important. Well, all right. Hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be. Too Beautiful to Live. Peace and love. Peace and love. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
1:46.5	There's a Hidden Valley Ranch Party in my mouth.
1:56.7	Coming from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the Mighty Columbia where there was rumors of thunder and lightning and inclement weather.
2:01.9	And yet, as of right now here on this Monday, let's see, September the 8th, it's, uh... Oh, Ma, Pa, it's just beautiful.
2:05.1	We're having a lovely day here.
2:06.9	So hopefully that will continue.
2:08.1	I know things are going to continue on in the, what, the preferable fashion when it comes to podcasting and when it comes specifically to this podcast because here we are folks we've made it to episode
2:20.2	four thousand five hundred forty nine in a collector series and the fun
2:24.0	begin can be a good one on this Monday
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