I love my job. Oh my God. I want to do it forever.

Especially because this is the kind of job that I've gotten better at every year.

And it's also the kind of job that you need to be fast on your feet.

You need to be quick and you need to sort of, uh, I don't even know what the word is.

TBTL.

So look, why don't you download my blog? It's free.

Of course we do appreciate donations.

This person has something amazing, you know, maybe you're not seeing.

You see, yeah.

You know, it's a little bit beyond your comprehension at this moment, but there's something great about that person. It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care. You know what I care about? Artistry and you and my kids and polar bear couches. You're a messy little person, ain't you? Look, man, you know your stuff, but you're like a crazy volcano.

You have to show me you can bring it down a notch.

I'll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to.

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

This party is gonna be off of the hook.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I'm your host.

Boping him guns, telling him lies.

Come into you from the Madrona Hill Studio

perched high above the mighty Columbia,

where it is Labor Day.

I don't wanna work.

I wanna get bonkered off the yoinky. At least as you are all

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