There's any duplicating going around here when you're not present?

Uh...

Hmm?

Huh?

Yeah, maybe.

Do you duplicate alone? I think that's kind of personal question. I don't really... You're laughing, Miss Tiley. Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously? Or are you disrespecting my duplication investigation? No, no, I'm not, I'm not disrespecting. I'm just saying that there's no real way I can check, you know, because I leave at a certain time. I'm not... Duplicating is taking place. And when duplicating takes place, that means that there's more than one. There may be two or three, Miss Tyler. Two, three or four. I didn't. Y'all are joking. No, Miss.

No, Miss.

I'm not you.

I'm talking about duping.

Dooping.

Okay.

TVTL.

First thing, I never heard of you.

Never heard your name before you went on some news show. I don't think you can play football. I don't think you can wrestle. I don't think you're, I don't even think you should be out here. Wow, that was very hard to hear. So many negative words. This cat is from upstate New York. He's out of downtown fancy cat. He's blue collar. He works at a lumber yard. He still lives at home with his parents, Adam, and Sally.

What in the reverse Porkies is going on here? This is stuff so funny, by the way. Did the comic come up with this?

Because some of the stuff, like I feel like I could see somebody doing it in there.

Well, all right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Now we're going to look at a place where hipster culture and world events collide.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

He's got Riz. Like he just does.

Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the Mighty Columbia where it actually rained last night.

Didn't know you like to get wet though.

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