Regular features, regular features.

The podcast that is the same every week.

Regular features, regular features.

They will give you the bee name that you seek.

Hello, you silly baby dragons. I'm Kelvin McKenzie, and have I got a barrel full of barracudas for you today? Oh, you silly little booby birds!

I'm the presenter of regular features, a podcast by five yummy little pop-tarts who just want to do their nice, goofy business in the sides of your head. It's the podcast that's

the same every week. So you know what I'm going to say next. That's right. That's right is what I say

next every week. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Is what I say next every week.

It's what I say next every week.

Oh, I'm so silly.

Let's get on with that.

On the shorter side of this scaling right angle triangle, weighing in at three centimeters, he's hot, he's Steve, he's recently bereaved.

But what have you got for his hoggedy, you hunk-hunk-ch-chub change?

This week, I've been to an optometricians, and she scratched my eye.

Well, thanks, Steve, your bottomless pot of hand cream, you.

And now, meeting Steve at the perpendicular angle and representing the legislative branch of regular features,

stretching all of four centimeters long in his feathered cap,

its friend of the show and regular guest star Matt Lees.

Hey, hello!

What have you got?

Oh, hi, Matt.

Hello!

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