453: Self-Isolating Muntjac Chair

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Did you know Kenny Rogers came up with the line "you've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em" while he was doing his laundry, it's true ask anyone. Anyway! In this episode, Log gets imprisoned in his home by an NHS, Steve challenges the boys to a spelling contest, and Joe tries to flog an office chair. Thanks!

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features.
0:05.7	A regular features, the show.
0:07.7	Hello and welcome to regular features.
0:09.4	The show that's always recorded on a beach.
0:12.8	We love the beach.
0:14.3	We love the feeling of sand between our toes and mahitos, which are the toe drinks.
0:21.5	Obviously, we're thinking a lot about toes this week because we're thinking a lot about
0:24.9	poor Steve's dad's broken toe, which we'll get into shortly.
0:30.1	But before that, I'd like to cast my eyes past the volleyball net and onto the languid form of Steve Hogarty.
0:39.8	Steve, what have you got for us this week?
0:42.6	Oh, hey, let me just get up from my beach tower.
0:45.6	I've been tanning my bod in this sunny, sunny beach time sun, actually.
0:52.7	I've got a spelling contest for you both that I've just thought up.
0:57.3	I've invented a new form of contest in which you both competitively spell against one another.
1:03.1	I call it a spelling.
1:04.9	Hmm.
1:05.7	Spelling.
1:06.8	Can't quite think of a catchy name for it, but I'm sure it's going to come to me soon.
1:10.3	Well, whatever it is, it doesn't sound very beachy, so this seems to have got off to a very bad start. Log, can you save us with a little beach-themed feature? A beecher, if you will. I'm just going to batch the dust. It's not dust, is it? It's called sand on the beach.
1:28.5	I'm going to bat the sand out of my navel, pull the egg cups off my nips,
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