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Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Crapins. The podcast, but all that crap we just love to watch on Bravo. I'm Ben Madelker from BSIBlog.com and the Vanderbluender podcast.

Joining me as usual is the hilarious and super funny and super champagne room wanting, but perhaps we'll never have runny Karen from trash talk TV.

And the Roast for Expatch a podcast. That's right. I just killed your dream. I created it and then I killed it.

Hi everybody. I need a hamburger room or like a dominoes room for some pizza. I don't need a fucking champagne room. That tastes bad and it makes your breath stink really bad.

Yeah, no, the reason why I said you'll never have one is because I know you are too smart to have one. Oh, they knew. Yeah, that's right. We're talking about real house as a Potomac today. As is our God given right. And it's why it's in the Constitution. Y'all.

It's why it's in the Constitution, but you know, though, before we get into Potomac, you know what? This weekend is a very special weekend as it happens to be Mother's Day weekend. And we have to give a little special special mother to Mother's Day love to Liz from New Market, Ontario and her son Lil Pudgy.

We're gonna give you. Didn't my mom write this? Yes. Yes. So Liz, Liz from New Market, Ontario. I hope you have a wonderful Mother's Day. And this is coming from Lil Pudgy. This is coming from inside his brain.

It's coming from Big Pudgy, Brondles and Never Pudgy Band. Yeah, actually it's really coming from your husband Jacob who is sweet and he really, really, really wanted you to know how much you are the best.

Hey, while we're at it, thanks to our own moms and thanks to all the moms out there because you created people. Yeah, and also you put up with all sorts of our shit no matter what and even those moms out there who are not our moms, you do the same with us. Yeah, when we do anything bad or really hurt to out of line, you very sweetly and encouragingly tell us to get our shit together and you know what, thank you.

Yeah, thank you and thank you for not naming all of us Lil Pudgy, by the way. Thank you for sparing us that shame. So we do have a lot of moms we listen. So we all we respect you and thank you because you're awesome. Yeah, thanks you guys. Keep it up. Keep mothering. Keep mothering.

Mom's a shovely move on to some real housewives of a poturmy. Oh, please, please, let's just let's move on right on over into them. Yeah, girl, you know, I love a driveway fight. Yeah, only this show can pull off and we open this episode back in the driveway with Jacelle saying like normal. Jacelle already got kicked out of this party. Yeah, and I love when Jacelle starts talking about Jacelle and the third person, which we just watched Atlanta and I'm going to be able to get a shot of the game.

And there's a lot of first person, third person this and that. And so I like that just Ella's kind of continuing the theme. Yes, yes, she's good with that. And while because as you may remember, Jacelle was kicked out because she was being obnoxious and Monique's house because we're still at the spade.

And of course, her version is well, I was waiting for Monique to leave. And you know, I mentioned that she's long-winded because she is long-winded and she got offended.

You believe it. Just just happened to say that.

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