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🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Luke introduces a brand new segment called “Please Stop”. It involves his experiences with FUBO TV and Counting Crows. Meanwhile, Andrew has a varmint problem, but it’s not as bad as his “Vedder Cup” problem.
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| 0:00.0 | They said, you know what, we need to have a third interview with you because the notes from the social workers that you seem anxious, high, strong, and eccentric. |
| 0:11.1 | Yeah, that's what I do. |
| 0:15.1 | That's the cornerstone. |
| 0:18.7 | It's the business plan. |
| 0:22.6 | TBTL. |
| 0:27.6 | Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy's unbelievable. |
| 0:32.6 | He ran the old cup of pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to get this. |
| 0:36.6 | Well, I just wanted to say a friendly hello in an unfriendly way. Hello. It's the story of a man with a brothel of a home and a pool filled with human excrement. Would you say that to Tom Petty? You wouldn't say that to Tom Petty, would you? When you get there, this is what you will see on the screen. And there's a little arrow over there. |
| 0:56.3 | You press it. |
| 0:58.4 | And congratulations, you're listening to a podcast. |
| 1:02.9 | Well, all right. |
| 1:03.9 | Hello. |
| 1:04.3 | Good morning. |
| 1:04.8 | And welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show, |
| 1:09.4 | it just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:11.7 | Shame on everybody involved. |
| 1:14.4 | My name is Luke Burbank. |
| 1:15.7 | I am your host. |
| 1:16.9 | You paint your ballspot? |
| 1:18.1 | One ball spot. |
| 1:19.2 | Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio |
| 1:20.9 | perched high above the mighty Columbia, |
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