#4533 Little Aspires Everywhere

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Andrew accidentally introduces Luke to the “Kubrick Stare”. They also find out how one TBTL Ten got a piece of a rocketship permanently embedded under her skin.

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0:00.0	The co-brows are waiting for a message from you, so call up and put it on the line.
0:06.0	If you've got something to say to Andrew and Luke, it's female time.
0:12.0	I got the voicemail line for TBTL.
0:19.0	I got the voicemail line
0:21.6	So remember it well
0:24.6	It's 206
0:27.6	414 TBTL
0:31.6	That's 206
0:33.6	414
0:35.6	TBTL But if you're shy, you can always send an email
0:43.3	TBTL
0:45.3	And now, I must ask that small children leave, good women avert their eyes
0:53.3	And men take a stiff slug of circus whiskey.
0:56.0	Behold, the most hideous creature of all.
1:00.0	Did he yip or did he yiff?
1:02.0	Uh, he said, skip and I said, no, my name's buddy.
1:04.0	Okay, he yipped. If he yipped, that means hello.
1:07.0	If he yifts, if that happens, well, then you got a problem.
1:10.0	Yeah, you know what? It might have been yiff. Might have been yiff.
1:11.9	You know something? That was pretty funny. You should think about being a comedian.
1:16.4	www. this and www. that. Let's www. explain it.
1:24.0	Well, all right. Hello. Good morning. And welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be.
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