#4531 Possibly Apocryphal

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is working on his comedy career and has a brand new joke to unveil. He and Luke also discuss the concept of bar tabs and Jughead Jones’ hamburger debts. And they once again (or maybe for the first time) try to solve the mystery of Old Dirty Bastard imitating Mr. Ed.

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0:00.0	Rick Sanchez! You psycho bag of squantch!
0:06.0	Hey, what's up, Squatchy?
0:07.0	Hey Squanchy.
0:08.0	Morty, Summer, and you must be Beth.
0:10.0	Mmm, on Squanch, hey!
0:12.0	Your language has the word squantch in it a lot.
0:15.0	Doesn't that become tedious and worn out, like this MRF thing?
0:18.0	Beth, Squanchy culture is more contextual than literal.
0:21.4	You just say what's in your squant and people understand.
0:24.1	Oh, okay.
0:25.4	I squant my family.
0:28.3	What?
0:29.0	I do.
0:29.7	I squant my family.
0:30.7	Stop saying it, gross.
0:32.7	Come on in, guys.
0:33.8	The guests are having cock squantches.
0:35.4	TBTL.
0:40.8	There are times in life when no matter how hard we try, no matter how much we want to win,
0:46.6	sometimes it just isn't meant to be, and we fail.
0:50.5	Today I want to tell you something, not about winning or losing, but about the spirit of never giving up, the spirit of the Cleveland Browns.
0:59.0	I know those words, but that makes no sense.
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