#4529 The Poobody Award

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Luke is too distracted by the many ships steaming past his studio window to do the show today. Andrew has a plan to “astroturf” a new nickname for himself. And a listener lets us know what it’s like to get a colonoscopy in a very unconventional, harrowing way.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, I have a little song.
0:03.0	I heard there was a secret food that when you ate could make you poo, but you don't really care for spicy, do you?
0:16.0	Put them on my nachos, please, and when you do, don't forget the chiefs.
0:22.6	My favorite little pepper, jalapina.
0:27.6	Halapina, jalapina, jalapina, jalapina. Halapina. Halapina. Halapine. Halapine.
0:38.3	Halapinia.
0:39.3	Yeah.
0:40.3	Love the show.
0:42.3	Power out.
0:43.3	TVTL.
0:44.3	What will your first sequence of the day be?
0:54.9	Computer Lutup, Celery Man, please.
0:56.7	He is a fan of the outrageous.
0:59.4	He loves to surprise.
1:02.8	He loves other things as well.
1:05.7	You guys are so fun, just relentlessly fun.
1:09.1	I keep thinking, when are they going to stop being fun?
1:11.7	And the answer is never.
1:13.2	That was great.
1:14.5	That was good.
1:15.4	You went for it.
1:16.3	I appreciate that.
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