452-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2018

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Jean and Jean are together with no one else home on this one. We FINALLY found him - a super creepy guy that is beyond menacing and get this, he's wearing a shirt. It's a first here at YMH. Plus, the ladies are letting us know that they don't always have a man telling them to write in or say outrageous stuff to us - they do it themselves! AND did Dr Drew call Tom "Bert?" We have dental updates and more!

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0:00.0	She's got tits and she knows how to use her.
0:07.0	She takes shits and she knows when to do some.
0:13.0	Oh my god.
0:15.0	She has tits.
0:17.0	She takes shits.
0:19.0	This is a sloppy state of droopers by Frankie, ironically enough.
0:40.0	It's not ironic.
0:41.0	It's that you always make fun of my state droopers and it's always floating in the ethers.
0:47.0	How those milkers doing today?
0:50.0	Oh my god.
0:51.0	They're so fucking enormous and I'm so heavy.
0:54.0	I've five and a half more weeks left in this pregnancy and I am ready to be done with it.
0:59.0	Yeah.
1:00.0	Heavy.
1:01.0	Heavy.
1:02.0	Where are you going to be, Gene?
1:03.0	Oh shit.
1:04.0	Okay.
1:05.0	We're going there already, huh?
1:06.0	That's how we do it.
1:07.0	Welcome to the show.
1:08.0	Welcome to the show.
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