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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

451-Chris D'Elia-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2018

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Daddy is finally here with mommies. Chris D'Elia joins us for pretty much non stop laughs. We already want him back. Plus, some lady says she really wants The D badly and can't find someone to give it to her. Can she be trusted? AND is it possible we found a less impressive, more infuriating musical "skill" than scatting? YES. This is an instant classic. Pull your jeans up.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, here's a quick tag at the top of the show I forgot. I didn't forget this was actually just added so

0:06.1

Two shows are now on sale fart Myers also known as Fort Myers Florida the Barbara man performing arts hall

0:12.7

I'll be there November first and in Augusta, Georgia at the Miller Theater

0:18.7

I'll be there on November 4th. So the first and the fourth

0:22.9

those are in between the

0:25.9

Jacksonville and Orlando dates that I'm doing in November

0:28.5

These are on sale now or excuse me the pre sale starts today if you're listening on Wednesday

0:34.0

It is on pre sale the code word is champ CH AMP and

0:39.6

That will allow you to buy tickets otherwise the general on sale will begin on Friday

0:45.1

So thank you for Myers and Augusta, Georgia

1:00.6

Why did you make the baby?

1:05.0

So you you're done with Vegas, but we don't know how you feel about it because it hasn't happened yet

1:11.2

We're recording from the past into the future time travel recording time travel show. I have a feeling you went great

1:17.6

I have a feeling it went superbly well

1:20.1

Yeah, and I'm excited to be chilling now and just hanging out until this baby comes I got a month left and you were able to

1:25.8

Corporate those jokes I wrote for you. Yeah, those are a real hit. I opened on

1:30.4

well, let me

1:32.4

My second kid is about to wreck this shop my pussy is the twin towers and these babies are hijackers number one and two

1:38.7

Alkaida you done fucked up downtown again. I mean as winner

1:44.1

Netflix is really stoked. It must be stoked about that. They love Alkaida jokes

1:48.3

Such such a degenerate joke. Yeah

1:52.4

Well, that's great. Very excited obviously for you

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