453-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2018

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

A new shirtless guy with an absolutely terrifying message for you! AND, why does self imposed harm that results in a horrendous scream not elicit joy from Tommy? Are the Water Battles of your moms in the news? We have a prank call using the Try it Out guy and it just might be our favorite thing ever. AND there is a great possibility that the White House just released the funniest/scariest video of all time. Let us know what you think. Support comes from: Stamps.com code word: MOM Brooklinen.com code word: MOM PolicyGenius.com

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0:00.0	Dear people of the web that have or just people that have a phone or a device to
0:07.6	listen, did you know that every single solitary episode of your mom's house is
0:14.6	now available on Spotify? The same app that has millions and butchillions of
0:21.9	songs now has thousands of podcasts. Of course there's only one podcast that's
0:27.7	important but nevertheless there are others there. On Spotify you can listen to
0:34.3	all your favorite shows, Jeans. My favorite is this one. There are so many
0:40.4	podcasts out there but only one matters. You're listening to it now you can
0:44.2	subscribe to our show. You search for your mom's house on Spotify. You tap
0:48.7	follow and every new episode is delivered right to you. Podcasts are on
0:56.0	Spotify and they're streaming right now right now right now right now right now
0:59.8	right now right now right now. That was really good Tommy. All right I got a
1:05.1	big announcement. A big announcement. Pull your pants up over your head. Not just
1:11.9	your pants. Big announcement. June December 8th. Grammar's e-theater. My first
1:18.6	show has sold out. Congratulations. Thank you. I'm so excited and judoer titties
1:23.6	and I've added a second show, a 10 p.m. show and judoer titties December 8th
1:28.6	Grammar's e-theater. Pre-sale for those tickets starts today June 20th. I've got
1:35.1	a special promo code for mommies. It's try it out one word, try it out. You can go
1:41.9	to Christina P online and get those advanced tickets because they will hopefully
1:46.1	sell out again. Thank you everybody that's purchased tickets already.
1:49.7	Congratulations. Congratulations. I myself have a new show to announce as well. Oh my
1:57.6	God. A pre-sale is in effect today. What is happening? And this show is happening
2:04.2	November 30th. Oh. It is at the Hachanga Resort and Casino in Temecula, California.
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