Well, howdy folks. Welcome back to the podcast. It's been a while, actually, Kay, since you and I have done an episode with just the two of us. So this is kind of fun. Well, the funny thing is it's not just the two of us. We have our best friends sitting in the middle. What Katie's referring to for those of you that are listening is it's our calendar, our favorite most all-time favorite calendar of all time. It's all-time favorite. And it's our calendar, our favorite, most all-time favorite calendar of all time.

It's all-time favorite, and it's our calendar, and it's our best friend.

This is the 2026 version.

We'll walk you through the 2025 version, and we're going to be showing you how we use this calendar

and why we like it so much.

Folks, what were you to say, Katie?

Sorry.

Oh, I was just going to say the name, we know the name's a little edgy.

A little crass.

A little crass.

So we're not going to say the name on our podcast, but it is big.

It's a big calendar.

It's a big calendar. And it makes you smile

when you see it, even if you don't like it. Here, here's the, you want to grab the other side?

Okay. Is this upside down? Yes. This is upside down. So like, okay, folks, but before we jump in all

the way into the episode, I did want to let you know that from now, up until Christmas, we are going to be running on

a holiday discount over at Vogue Music Academy. Maybe if you're thinking, I want to surprise my children

with music lessons this holiday season, you can sign up. There's even actually a way when you

sign up to select like a little certificate so that people know it's gifted.

And so you can put that as a stocking stuffer or they can unwrap that on Christmas Day.

This isn't necessarily like a last minute Christmas shopping opportunity, although you could use it as that.

We just wanted to give you a discounted option for joining Vopberg Music Academy between now and

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