Hello, you're listening to PPR PPP. I am Dale Denton, the topic of the day, new beginnings, getting over losses, friends, life.

We have our first caller. Yes, ring, ring, how's it going?

Dale Denton, yeah. You're my hero.

You're my hero. Yay! You are good, man. Seriously. I gotta admit, yeah. It sounds pretty good. It sounds real, dude. If I close my eyes, it does sound like, that's the voice. You are on the radio. That's the radio. This is the radio. That's a DJ. Like if. Like, if you're on it, I would listen to it. Thanks, man. Hop-flop, seriously. I know this sounds weird, but can we be best friends? TBTL. Okay, well, look, if you don't believe in your product, okay, you got to substitute something you do believe.

Okay.

For instance, when I'm out there and I'm pitching the pearl cream that keeps you looking young.

Right. Right. I've seen that.

Do you know what I'm thinking?

You're not thinking about the pearl cream?

No, sir. I'm not.

What are you thinking about?

America. Everything she stands for. If we wanted to, we could have our own business. No, I agree. If we really wanted to, we could. It's just that, do we want to do that? Do we want to have a website and a blog and be like, this is what we did today? No, it's too much work. Yeah, and too expensive.

Hey, what happened?

Have a good show, dummy.

What you do is so important.

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