451: Soil My Gigi Hadid

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Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Have you ever wondered how we learned how to do all of our incredible comedy accents? Well in this episode, we'll teach you how! Log is offering every reader a free taster of our five day accent school, which will turn YOU from a "croikey doikey wadda crocodile mister" into a "hey I slappa da calzone outta ya mouth if you don make-a de waltzer go faster, ayyyy wadda disappointing funfair". Joe makes Gigi and offer she can't Hadid. Steve tips soil into his Xbox. Let's do this, please!

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features,
0:04.0	a regular, regular features are show.
0:07.8	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:10.5	This is the podcast that is the same every week.
0:13.4	I'm John Blythe, your friend, your pal, your bosom body.
0:16.9	But I've got two very special friends here with me that I want to introduce you to, haven't I?
0:21.6	Haven't I? Haven't I?
0:22.0	Ractual bosoms.
0:23.2	Yes, my left, inscrutable bosom, Mr. Steve Hogarty.
0:29.1	Hello.
0:30.2	And my well-rounded, easily identifiable in a crowd, right bosom, Joe Scrabels.
0:36.5	Sire from the boobie zone.
0:38.9	Lovely, I'm going to bang those nips together and do a lactation back and forth, while you
0:44.0	tell me what your features are tonight.
0:46.3	My feature tonight is about soil.
0:49.9	It's about Xboxes.
0:52.1	And it's about the time I tipped one of those things into the other.
0:56.4	I won't tell you which.
0:59.2	Oh, yeah.
0:59.8	Please, carry on, Locke.
1:01.4	I've got an inclination to know what Joe's feature is.
1:04.7	Well, what I was going to say is that Locke should tell you what his feature is so that mine sounds like what I've done is.
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