Hello and welcome to regular features.

Before we go into that fun tropical sounding theme tune this week, I just wanted to say hi, I'm Logg, and I couldn't be on the episode this week because they wanted to do it on a Wednesday, knowing

full well that I could only do Thursday.

And that's fine, lads, I understand.

You want to talk about how sexy I am, how I just, what a commanding presence I am and

how just generally, what a general delight I am.

And it'd be weird if I was there listening making wet sounds

with my mouth but that's fine because that means I get to tell you the readers about our

very first feature about blimps written by blimps for blimps and about blimps.

We're nearly at 500 episodes now and it's

nearly coming up to 10 years and we've barely even acknowledged the dirigible in the room.

But tonight we're going to put that right with some of the most painfully honest and

insightful blimp content that'll make you look at those airborne bloaters with a fresh set of eyes.

So get on board and make sure you get into that little bit underneath the airbag

because that's where the humans go on a blimp.

If you're not a human and are in fact a big cloud of helium,

then you should really stop listening to this podcast and get into the goddamn airbag

because we're ready to fly to fucking Denmark.

Hello and welcome to regular, regular features, a regular regular features.

Hello and welcome to Regular Features, the podcast that is exactly the same. Every single,

I'll stop myself to burp, week. It's hot. What a lovely intro there. And I've got to shoot off,

so that's going to have to go in.

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