451: Matthew 18

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

We're joined by Katie and Allen of the "Werewolf Ambulance" podcast for a review of Matthew 18, a Christian horror movie that pop scared itself by accident and isn't sure of its own plot.
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0:00.0	He makes himself a sandwich and then he microwaves said sandwich for I'm going to say
0:08.7	eight and a half minutes.
0:11.0	Nereting it to himself the entire time like I'm gonna push the button I'm gonna push
0:15.2	that button and now I'm gonna wait. His sandwich is a slice of roast beef on dry bread.
0:20.0	You cannot microwave bread. When he takes it out of the microwave, it will doubtless be on fire.
0:26.0	Exploded.
0:28.0	When the microwave dings later on, you can tell he was just like high as fuck but did I do that shit?
0:34.3	Oh no how long is that there in there?
0:37.0	Did I ding again?
0:40.0	Movies. Movie.
0:50.0	Welcome back to God awful movies.
0:52.6	We're each week we watch another terrible movie so you don't have to.
0:55.6	I'm your host Teeth Enright, and I'm joined by the one and only Eli Bosnick.
0:59.0	Eli, how's it going buddy?
1:00.4	Fantastic Heath, I've got my Fadora, my whip, and I'm ready to explore.
1:05.0	Okay, I don't know what that means different than normal, but okay, let's do it.
1:09.0	And we also have veteran, guest, masochistsists back by very popular demand Katie and
1:16.0	Alan of the Wherewolf Ambulance Podcast Katie Allen welcome back
1:20.0	Hi guys thanks for having us Fantastic to have you again. So let's get right into it. Katie, what? Are we going to call it a movie? Let's call it a movie.
1:30.0	Oh, it's a fucking movie. It's a film. It's a cinema piece of something. What are we going to be breaking down today?
1:38.0	We watched Matthew 18. It's a baffling series of ideas shaped into the loose format of a film, including
1:48.7	science versus faith, the dangers of moving to the Midwest and property disputes.
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