450: Church People

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2024

⏱️ 108 minutes

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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Church People, the Mike Lindell produced Christian comedy about a megachurch. Because atheists have to make their own hell.
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0:00.0	It was really sad. The first line is like, you know I could have been on Broadway and I was like,
0:08.0	wow, this is rough. Eli's watching this too. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I will sing.
0:15.0	No, you were introducing another scene. You were doing an important
0:20.0	so if you know you're picking on the pace? If you don't mind,
0:22.0	fuck.
0:23.0	Jesus, keep it moving.
0:25.0	So yeah.
0:26.0	Heath, we have to fire no. God awful movies.
0:37.0	movies. movie.
0:56.5	Welcome back to the game cast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because of our deep psychological need for you to like us. I'm your host No Aleutians and sitting 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath.
1:01.5	Welcome back. Unwatchable. my good friend Heath and right Heath welcome back on watchable yeah
1:03.8	unwatchable sure was can we do the glargo below a glab lab again I feel so bad
1:10.7	that you missed that one but no unfortunately we have to move on.
1:13.6	But before we do I have to also introduce that dude sitting 900 miles to my northeast.
1:17.3	He has my bad friend Eli Vosnick. Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:21.3	Better than this movie, Noah, better than this movie.
1:25.7	One would have to be.
1:26.7	What would have to be?
1:27.7	Lowish bar to clear.
1:29.4	So tell us, Heath, what will we be breaking down today? We watched church people produced by Mike Lindel.
1:38.0	It's the story of Joey Fattone, of In Sink, having a psychotic break next to a Christian movie produced by Mike Lindel.
1:48.0	And they just worked at the fuck in.
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