450: The Many Masks of Jim Carrey | The Official Podcast

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🗓️ 2 August 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to talk about a wonderful actor. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 450: Recorded 31/07/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:49 Digimon is Edgy and Weird 05:57 Jackson Has Kaya Nightmares 14:52 The Dream Police 18:39 Living in a Simulated World 23:33 Fentanyl is a Wonder-Drug 29:45 Challenge Recap - Kaya Watched Sonic 2 35:40 Next Week’s Challenge is For Everyone 39:47 Back to Kaya’s Challenge 43:40 Jackson’s Presentation on a Random Person 57:42 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:22.8	entrepreneurs like you. Hello, everybody to the official podcast.
1:03.7	It's me.
1:04.3	As always, I have Jackson with me for...
1:08.0	He's awake.
1:08.9	Andrew's here.
1:09.6	He's awake.
1:10.2	He has a nice mic now, I think, right? Who's Mike? I'm still on a temp rig, but it's a much better one. So it's, it sounds pretty overall good. I don't have webcam yet, but I do have a better mic. You sound fine. Okay, so who here did not do their homework? Me, me, me, me. I didn't do it. Nope. I don't even remember it.
1:29.5	And then I was reminded of it. And I said, fuck it. I'm not doing that. So me. Jackson, you go. Me go. No, I, we have to build up to it. Am I the only one that did it? Because, Kai, you said that you were. Okay, I'll do my homework right now.
1:25.4	I'll do, hang on, I'll do my homework right now.
1:27.1	My homework was to make, it was to make a, I can.
1:29.9	It was to make a Digimon team for, I don't remember. But Kaia, this is your Digimon team, ready? You're going to Google these two. Suck them on and Platinum suck them on. Those are real. Hold on a minute. No, your task was to make up your own.
2:02.3	No, the whole point was I didn't want them to be real. I want you to draw me a custom Digimon. Fuck fit. Yeah, you're not weaseling your way out of this one. We're skipping you. You're not getting a star. I'm looking at Suckerman. This is, it looks like poop. It's a piece of shit.
1:58.4	It is a sentient piece of shit.
2:00.2	Now, platinum suck them on for all you dig a piece of shit it is a sentient piece of shit now platinum
2:18.4	suckamon for all you digi fanatics out there is a platinum piece of shit is it a shiny
2:24.9	yeah it's it's a mad he was zany and he would have a piece of is he like the comic relief of the
2:30.6	digimon universe i don't, but I would assume so.
2:39.4	Because as a kid, I grew up with Pokemon, and being that I grew up during Pokemonia,
2:43.1	I assumed anything and everything Digimon was a rip-off and dog shit,
2:45.1	so I only knew it through osmosis.
2:47.5	I never really invested into it.
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