449: The Official Bananza | The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00.0	I've rolled out uni because I want to live at home.
0:02.5	I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.
0:05.7	I've ruled out uni because of my grades.
0:10.1	Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.
0:13.9	With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.
0:18.1	We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. So rethink your
0:23.6	future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. The future is open. You know, This is because I'm only half a jackson.
1:02.9	Only fans it is.
1:04.1	That's right.
1:04.6	Jackson is on only fans.
1:05.9	Hello.
1:06.2	Welcome to a podcast only for fans of podcasts.
1:10.0	If you out there don't like podcasts, some of you might be adventurous.
1:14.0	You might be saying, well, this could be the perfect show, the perfect opportunity for me
1:18.0	to see what all this like podcasting stuff is even about.
1:20.5	I just, I want to tell you straight.
1:22.1	I'm going to tell it to you straight, Bucco, fuck you.
1:25.5	You don't, you don't hop into episode four episode four 500 something of a podcast as your first one what
1:31.7	you do is you stick with us for many many many many many years like our loyal audience has
1:39.4	and all of these years advertising choice being like are you new here i'm doing a thing i a thing. You'll do your thing. I'm doing my thing right now. Thank you, Jackson. All of these years, we have had one main stay on this show. We've had change of hosts, change of guests, change of intros, outros, topics, ideas, formats. But the number one thing keeping this show alive is that Jackson starts us with the topic. Go ahead, Jackson. Donkey Kong Bonanza this week. Yeah, good choice. How about that game? Nailed it. Yeah. The game where you can run around is Donkey Kong slapping around the environment, high-fiving other monkeys. I'm going to hype myself up I'm going to do it
2:18.7	I said that this game was going to be amazing
2:20.3	and I didn't care I didn't need to see anymore
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