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the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and indeed our minds.

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subscribes on Apple and Spotify, the people who've given us nice reviews. We appreciate and read every single one of those reviews and a big shout out to the ladies who listen, who are some of the most gorgeous and sexy women in the world. Big love, big kiss, big hug when we see you, big wink. One breath. Oh, you're sorry, you're done. All right, good. right i've forgotten in the last two episodes i'd

forgotten to say that the women who listen are the most gorgeous and sexy women are the point of

what i'm trying to say right the big kiss and the big wink when we see you i do to that that's just

that's because they're so gorgeous and sexy of course it almost doesn't make sense it almost

okay no please tell me how that doesn't make sense. It almost doesn't make sense. No, please, tell me how that doesn't make sense. If they're not gorgeous and sexy, what would we want to wink at them so much? Well, I'll let you in a little secret now, people watching at home. This is the end of a recording session. We record multiple episodes at one time. We are now in the real Java DefCon 1 zone. He's gone and made another Java mid-episode there. I've moved on to water. He never does. He only stays on. I fast, don't know. What do you mean? I don't eat. I fast until two or three in the afternoon. Do you actually? Yeah. And that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I'm an alcoholic and that's the reason I'm not fat. Right. It's because I fast every single day.

Okay.

And there's, I mean, presumably if you're kind of javaing on an empty stomach as well, it's a bit like taking Piotte or something, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Kind of seeing around corners. Oh, yeah. How do you feel right now? Fine. what I will notice is I have a lot of arguments

with my missus or my kids at around 1pm

really I'm starving fucking I'm shocked

I'm shocked to hear that I am shocked what I will notice is I have a lot of arguments with my missus or my kids at around 1pm

really I'm starving that I'm shocked to hear that I am shocked to hear that so the man who

who the man who's um had to do my deodorant on the floor the other day because I was in a

strump just chucking the lynx Africa down so all right so you're telling me that the man who's not eaten for like 18 hours who's had to do loads of looking after his kids and who by the way is seven javas deep he gets a bit irritable around lunchtime i never break past three i never do more than three go past three in the afternoon no no sorry i never have more than three coffees in a day. Oh, okay, that's very big of you.

How many do you have?

No, I'll go for two of a morning, yeah. Three, three, you never have three?

You never have an afternoon, Java?

Oh, no, well, yeah, in the morning I have two and I have one in the afternoon as I. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My mate, Luke, um, he, you know, during lockdown, everyone started running.

Yeah.

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