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I'm here with Jake Farrell.

I think if you like smash cut to like two years from now, the podcast will just be the intro and then we'll go, thanks very much for listening. It'll be 20 minutes long. It'll be you thinking every one of our listeners by name and then it will just finish and that'll be that. That's actually the dream for me. I don't even need to be here necessarily for that. I tell you what, I have to,

I don't want to talk about the podcast as if we're fucking off menu because like it's still a very small, growing, culty little thing. Yeah, yeah. But we do have a little more. I don't think anyone's accusing us of being like off-friendly. No, no, no, but, but what I'm starting to get a bit used to the idea of is we are a bit more people do listen now

mates of mine listen they hear what I say about them and I'm worried that the people from the

school listen yes I've had a thing with the school that sounds bad I mean I've told you some of my

trials and tribulations I have with my daughter's school trying to try to friends with the other parents. Yeah. You're doing your best? I'm doing my best. I mean, the whole thing with Campbell wasn't great. Do you remember that? I don't remember that, no. Oh, God. So, down the park, my little girl, she's playing with these other kids and they're all with this man.

And I recognise the man.

I'm like, do I know you, mate? And he's like, do I know. I basically worked out. I was like, oh, I recognise you from Arsenal. Do you remember this? He works at Arsenal. He does kind of like event stuff at Arsenal. And he did. I recognised him from the stadium. and then he was just in the park with all these kids.

I was like, mate, what's, you know, he's all yours?

And he was like, he the park with all these kids.

I was like, man, what's, you know, he's all yours?

And he was like, he's like, no, no, basically I've been, I lost, I think I'm going to lose the job with Arsenal. So I'm doing child-minded now. And I have to say, one thing that happens when you have children, I have so, I always have had but so much respect for anyone that works with kids

because it's so hard.

Like any like people who, you know, childwinders, you live. I have so, I always have had, but so much respect for anyone that works with kids, because it's so hard.

Like, any, like people who, you know, childwinder, you look after them, teachers, yeah, massively. I mean, still do get a lot of holidays, but, um, childwriters, don't. But anyway, so I was just chatting to him about that phrase. I was like, oh, yeah, sick, blah, blah, blah. And we chatted. And I sort of, you know, we got on well enough, we talked about Arsenal.

I was like, mate, I don't always get on with the dads, but me and you, and he was like oh yeah sick blah blah and we chat phrases i was and i sort of you know we got on well enough we talked about arson i was like mate i don't always get on with the dads but me and yin and he was like mate you and i are on the same level we're on exactly the same level and it was only near the end of the conversation anyone that says that we're not on the same level it was only near the end of the conversation. I was like, what's happening with the job at Arsenal?

He was getting a sacked because he had a punch up

with a 17 year old.

This guy's in his 40s. You and I are exactly alike. We just got something in common, haven't we? Just think the same, me and you. I'm an arms dealer with Russia. Would you mind taking the kids into the school for me. I'm not allowed to hear it because I keep whacking up the kids. Anyway, but no,

I try and get always, but then, but then like

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