#4484 A Litter Box For Bad Jokes
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 June 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Andrew considers doing some home surgery during the show, but then thinks better of it as he deals with a painful injury. He and Luke also trade notes on the desperate and desolate conditions of modern day drugstores. And a listener has some solid phlebotomy advice.
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| 0:00.0 | The fact of the matter is you only have to go to the dentist once when you're a kid and you have baby teeth |
| 0:05.0 | And once when you're an adult and you have big teeth |
| 0:07.0 | There's no way that's correct it is right mark 100% that's not you're gonna have to attract it tomorrow |
| 0:12.0 | That's a study that came out of the UK yesterday. You're telling me right now that the only time you have to go to the dentist is once when you're a child and you have baby teeth. |
| 0:23.0 | And once when you're an adult and you have an adult teeth? |
| 0:24.5 | According to this guy. |
| 0:26.1 | Who? Tell me who, Mark? |
| 0:28.6 | That's according to, now this is coming from... Don't name a random person. Who is it? |
| 0:30.8 | Anders. |
| 0:31.6 | I'm almost certain we're going to have to attract that tomorrow, right, Mark? |
| 0:34.4 | Definitely not. |
| 0:35.0 | How many times you've been in the dentist how many times you've been in the dentist well that's anecdotal evidence so it doesn't matter so just give me a number |
| 0:42.2 | i haven't he's never been i have hard teeth t btl can we listen to tbtl no you want to listen to TBTL? No. |
| 0:54.5 | Blah, blah, yeah. |
| 0:56.5 | You want to listen to TBTL? |
| 0:58.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:59.5 | Rated by independent research, the most popular West Coast program in the history of radio. |
| 1:04.0 | Hey, you know if we knocked down that wall, it would really open the place up. |
| 1:07.0 | You know, clean up the blood, maybe add some French doors, maybe a ping pong table right |
| 1:12.2 | there. You know, I'm just riffing. Be careful, though. It's spicy. This is the craziest |
| 1:18.0 | interview I've ever done in my life. That's why they call me multidimensional. Well, all right, |
| 1:27.4 | hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show that just |
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