All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcasts so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what, even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it, distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcast subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcasts by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters at or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

What's up everybody? Welcome back to the bad Christian podcast. We just got done celebrating Emory Day. So if you missed it, that means that Emory has a new EP that we released yesterday and we launched a online community called Emory Land where we do stuff on Twitch and all that kind of thing. If you missed it, go check it out. We have a campaign now live or crowdfunding for a new record. All this stuff's going on. All the details are at EmoryMusic.com. And I tell you what, Riva, cut this hip hop music real quick.

Let's hear some new Emory.

Okay, that was a little bit from a song called The News. There's that and three more over there. Okay, so we'll see you guys over in Emory Land. Today's show is brought to you by Pro Flowers. Don't forget Mother's Days coming. So get one dozen assorted roses for 1999 by going to Proflowers.com. Click on the microphone in the upper right hand corner and use our code.

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Oh, yeah, God showed up. I don't give a shit when I put in my bike. You don't ever fucking talk to me that way. So if you've never done all, then you're extra virgin. No, girl, it's my plan. I showed you good dad. My penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get more honest.

I'm not a bad man.

Three, two, one.

Pum, pum, pum, pum.

Pum, pum, pum.

Yeah, screw. This is what I feel.

I'm sorry.

Kale will sound like this when you die.

That's that male lip biscuit. Hate your stepfather aggression coming out. That's what it will sound like in hell.

When you die, if you listen to this podcast, when you die, you will be in hell and there will be worms eating your flesh and you will hear the word bad Christian over and over and over.

I can, I like and think about as the kid is the 20 year old in the car with his mom saying, no, seriously, bad Christian. They're kind of crazy, but I think you'll, I think you'll kind of like them.

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