All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcasts so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what? Even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcast subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcast by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters at or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

What's up nerd? Welcome to the bad Christian podcast. We'll get going here in just a second, but I got to tell you I got an announcement. Emory has a new EP that we're in process of mixing finishing guitar, a couple of little last things on.

And we got some big plans for it. We're going to be next week. We're going to be streaming a bunch of stuff live. So pay attention. And obviously this is going to involve our crowd funding and raising money for the new record. And we're launching a digital community for Emory that I think is going to be a blast. We've learned a lot from doing the bad Christian club. And we're going to try and build something out for Emory that's equally fun and more music based kind of a thing. So I think it'll be great. And if you're a BC club member, you're going to get some perks or free membership or something like that.

You can get it all worked out. I just want to get you primed and ready for some new music to drop. We are in this mode now where we're creating music together and we're doing on Twitch and Skype and doing it week to week, year to year.

And I think we're going to be a lot more productive than we have in the past. And that'll start with this new EP. And you hear more about it soon today shows brought to you about eight sleep and get $150 off your purchase when you go to eight sleep dot com slash bad Christian today shows also brought to you by Sherry's berries. Go to berries dot com.

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Yeah, yeah, God showed up. I don't even shit when I put in my body. You don't ever fuck me. So if you've never done all the year extra virgin. No girl. It's my plan. I showed my dad my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get one.

Three two one.

Bad. Bad. Bad. That's Christian. Okay. That felt like we were jump rope and I was trying to figure my spot to hop in. And I just couldn't find it. I like that analogy. Toby reminds me of life. And how sometimes we just look at a situation too much. And we just got to figure out the rhythms and jump in. And I hate. Well, guy, guide that process.

People don't know this about Joey. You were what I would think up into majored in rhythms of life. No, no, in junior high school. I think you were state double Dutch champion.

She's wild on double Dutch. Oh, I used to go off on double Dutch. You could do the like your feet with bounce left and right. And you would do this. They would do the two ropes at the time.

Yeah, there was one time I saw Joey. They did double Dutch with the two ropes. And then he jumps in with a solo rope by himself and he's jumping all three ropes at the same time. And his belly is just going everywhere. It was unbelievably fun to watch.

I think the enemy, the enemy was using my belly actually against me, which is why I eventually stopped. And now I think because you're a pastor, you think of the enemy as Democrats. Am I right? That's what you mean by that. Yeah, but I know that I'm really supposed to see that see it as Satan.

I know it's the Democrats, but I see it as Satan and with you. The Democrats are and Satan are very similar as what I was. Yeah, that's what I the principalities that's discussed in the Bible. Like our battle is not against flesh and bud, but principalities. It's basically saying battles not against flesh and blood, but Democrats.

Yep, that's why I thought Matt and I wouldn't be friends because he was one of those Southern Democrats thought he was all up and I was just an idiot Republican. I was like, yeah, yeah, whatever dumbass. But I was worse. We won him over. We won him over.

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