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Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.

The podcast that is exactly the same, every single Hoheek.

Like every week, I am sitting in a sweaty room opposite two other sweaty boys Steve Hoggety, John Logg-Blythe Hello It's very sweaty, you're not wrong, Gav I mean, I'm not in the same room as you But I'm sweating looking at you And on my own behalf and all I think it's the hues, we've all got hues going on that we can adjust. I've set mine to cool white. It's not working. I've set mine to Savannah sunset. No wonder I'm baking alive in this room. And a gecko crawling across your tummy. That's a good point. I'm going to set mine to Emerald Isle before we start this podcast. Because it's nice and cold and hazy that one is.

That's our word, not yours.

It's been appropriated by Big Phil for his Hue app.

This week, like every week, Log, what are you doing?

Well, I've bought a book on Psychology from Little,

and I'm going to be taking on possibly my most high-brow feature yet.

Wow.

Steve?

Well, like every week, I got hot and bored in self-isolation

and threw a block of tofu out of my flat

for reasons that I don't explain in the feature.

And myself, also in isolation, decided to make myself feel better by watching Castaway.

Tell you what I'm going to do after this podcast that you two aren't.

Walk up and down the street swinging my arms around

you absolute piece of shit that is such a log thing to do that's such an outsider thing to do

not us isos how long you got left i'm going to fucking tick- TikTok everything I do outside. By the time this goes up, we shall be free. Well, it's not that great. You won't enjoy it. So I'm trying to ruin the outside for us now. You know what we're looking forward to it. What have you got, Gav? Did you say what you got? Said. I said what I had.

That's that case.

Cut then.

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