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a regular regular features are show.

Hello and welcome to Regular Features, the comedy podcast that's exactly the same every week.

And like every week, I'm coming to you live from a secret pirate island somewhere near the equator where I live now

with my parents, who are pirates, by the way.

My mom's got a hook for a hand and my daddy has a hook for a face and we live together

here and we're happy.

Sadly, the rest of the podcast crew couldn't be here this week. But before I set out on my voyage to reach to a sacred place,

the pirate island where I was born and which I was fated to one day return,

Joe and log left me with two very special features to share with you.

But before we get to that, you may be wondering,

Steve, why are you living on a pirate island with your pirate parents?

How did you get there?

And are there coconuts are plenty?

Well, that's a long story, and we've got an episode to do,

so I think we'd best get a move on.

Or as my new dad says, anchors away.

Regular features, regular features.

What is a feature coming next to see?

Hi, I'm Locke from Regular Features, and I'm extremely proud this week to announce the expansion of the regular features podcast into a large umbrella network of podcasts

that will go on to form the tent poles of the business marquee that will provide outside seating for up to 6 million podcasts.

What that means is from now on up to 70% of every issue of regular features will be thrilling adverts for other podcasts that we think you'll love.

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