#4472 Born In The Endzone, Thought He Got A Touchdown

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Luke had a mini-showdown on a recent TV shoot that almost required him to wear a camera on his head. Plus, he’s all fired-up about a recent obit that seems disingenuous. And Andrew got a new phone, so he’s in a weird place right now.

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0:00.0	Today I was babysitting and one of the kids said, what's on your shirt?
0:05.7	And I said, that's a fucking big dog.
0:08.8	The most powerful American figure from the mid-80s to the late 90s.
0:13.3	The influence of which you'll never see matched in your lifetime, not a fucking chance.
0:19.5	Now watch out.
0:22.1	Because it's time to party.
0:23.9	TVTL.
0:29.5	I am brave.
0:31.7	Roller coasters, love them.
0:33.3	Scary movies, I've seen Ghostbusters like seven times.
0:35.9	I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified.
0:39.3	So yeah, I'm pretty much not afraid of anything.
0:41.3	Buh da da da da da da da da da da da da da da skiddy de da da da da da da da do do do do yo yo yo.
0:46.3	I've only ever said I love you to two men my entire life. Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.
0:57.0	Make sure your bathroom really has got a toilet that's way too high and kind of big.
1:00.9	Also, two plungers. Two plungers says it all.
1:03.7	No, you're going to tell a story.
1:06.8	I don't believe that I can bear to listen to another one of your stories right now.
1:13.1	Well, all right.
1:14.2	Hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show.
1:19.1	That just might be too beautiful to live.
1:21.0	I'll say, what's up, don't?
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