#4470 Fifty Shades Of Jones

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Andrew went to see Friendship yesterday, so he and Luke are able to give a proper (spoiler-free!) review. Luke also reviews a restaurant called Texas Roadhouse after spending 8 minutes there. And Andrew needs help picking a new phone.

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0:00.0	Hello, no one is available to take your call. Please leave a message after the tone. Bap-ba-d-d-d-do-do-do-do-do-o-yo-yo-yo. I'm skinny-d-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-a-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo. Do do do do you do da da da da da da da da da da da do yo yo calling the voicemail line at TBTL 2064148285 power out
0:45.3	TBTL
0:48.3	Brother who are you
0:52.3	What are you doing?
0:56.3	I'm with the news, dude.
1:01.2	Today, I am making this studio a no embarrassment zone.
1:04.1	You seem like a real, real doubt to earth, dude.
1:04.9	Implicitly.
1:07.6	You could absolutely implicitly, trust me. I'm going to bring 110 percent to the table on a daily basis so one thing i
1:14.0	would do is like this okay that's great i love you oh my god with your cheekbones and your guitar
1:20.2	played and it's all very very attractive and very talented sweetie have a good show what you do
1:25.8	is so important well all, all right. Hello,
1:30.3	good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL. The show just might be too beautiful to live.
1:36.5	Two men celebrating each other's strength. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
1:42.0	Everyone has their own podcast where they have to admit stuff all the time.
1:45.1	Coming to you from Longmont, Colorado.
1:50.5	Oh, ma, pa. It's just beautiful.
1:54.2	I know that Montana is a big sky country, but I don't know what you call this place,
1:59.6	enormous sky country. I mean, it know what you call this place. Enormous sky country.
2:01.1	I mean, it is.
2:02.7	The views are pretty incredible in every direction.
2:06.2	I did make a critical error this morning, which was I forgot that the elevation of Longmont
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