#447 From Rogan to La Grange with Shane Gillis and Mark Normand

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2021

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Shane Gillis and Comedian Mark Normand take a ride with me, known child abductor, further and further away from the liberal safety of Austin and closer and closer to the sexy dangers of La Grange.

We talk about our appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast the day before as well as above ground pools, the Drake burn rap, Shane’s disgust that he’s even doing this, my terrible driving, Shane’s horrible fat fat fat body, my excellent shape for such a young man, and Mark just sits in the back and fires shots and butt trumpet songs at the front seat like a true American sniper.

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The Music:

Tom Petty - Running Down A Dream

Foghat - Slow Ride

ZZ Top - La Grange

Pusha T - The Story of Adidon

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0:00.0	Listen, I was gonna do a fat joke because you're fat, but I'm not gonna do it. It's alright.
0:04.0	You're old.
0:06.0	You're so fucking old, dude.
0:09.0	That's not true.
0:10.0	Dude, I can't wait for you to die before me.
0:12.0	I don't sell it at the first hot of your race to you.
0:14.0	Between the two of us, how to hard attack?
0:16.0	I hope you accidentally do fentanyl at this comedy festival.
0:18.0	Yeah, I can't wait to do it.
0:19.0	I can't wait to do it.
0:20.0	I can't wait to do it.
0:21.0	Dude, what do you think the odds are that somebody legitimately?
0:25.0	I think there's a high chance someone knows for sure.
0:27.0	See you in the next one.
0:29.0	It was a beautiful day.
0:59.0	I'm gonna do it.
1:09.0	I'm gonna do it.
1:19.0	Hey, everybody.
1:40.0	Welcome to our first Skipsing Packer episode of 447.
1:43.0	Well, today's episode.
1:45.0	I'm here on Orlando and Tampa this weekend and next weekend.
1:48.0	I can take it to arjuffyr.com.
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