#448 Mother Of The Year with Ms. Pat, Bob Saget, Rich Vos and Robert Kelly

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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2021

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

We got a whopper! Comedian and mom Ms Pat join comedian and America’s dad Bob Saget, comedian and dad Rich Vos, comedian and father of a son who loves me more than him Robert Kelly, and fatherless multi-time abortionist, me, as they talk about what it’s like to have and raise a child. We cover such important topics as when to beat your children (Pat and I agree on this one but I probably say to do it more than she says), the hemorrhoids women get during childbirth (I am a mother in this way), and what it’s like at Ms. Pat’s house with all her lesbo and hetero kids running around. Saget and I had both been over there. I got crushed at spades by her daughter and Bob had narrowly escaped getting beaten up after being mistaken for a banker.

This was recorded live at Skankfest South, the greatest comedy festival on the earthly planet. It is a pure expression of the joy of live comedy. Get tickets to next year’s event. I won’t be there.

Big announcement of how I beat covid during the intro. And stay tuned for the outro where I break down what a jerk Dumbledore was to Harry Potter and how much I wanted to beat on the fans at Universal Studios.

I think this episode finally helped me figure out how to properly do a live episode of Skeptic Tank. It’s gonna be a fun, lighthearted topic, and I have to get out of the way of the other comics and just let them go off. My job on these is as a producer and I’ll just snipe away a little ala Mark Normand.

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The Music:

Tracy Bonham - Mother Mother

2Pac - Dear Mama

Li’l Wayne - That’s All I Have

Power Source - Dear Mr Jesus

Transcript

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0:00.0	Do you guys ever, I asked Riches before you guys got it?
0:03.0	Do you ever like like one of your kids more than the other?
0:06.0	Yeah!
0:07.0	Damn.
0:08.0	See how easy that answer was?
0:10.0	You know how anyone people say they don't.
0:12.0	No, I said at times I get at times.
0:14.0	No, forever.
0:15.0	You gotta fame.
0:16.0	Forever.
0:17.0	Everybody gotta favorite.
0:18.0	They just tell you the fucking lie.
0:20.0	And I told my kid, look, I love all you niggles.
0:22.0	But June Bug is the shit.
0:24.0	June Bug.
0:27.0	I wish I could talk like that.
0:57.0	I'm just a phone call to ease your mind.
1:04.0	Life is perfect.
1:07.0	Never better.
1:10.0	Distance making the heart grow blind.
1:14.0	When you're still me off to see the world.
1:19.0	You're scared that I might differ.
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