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Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

#446 Swipe Right If You're Horny with Jared Freid

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.66.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2021

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Modern love guru Jared Freid talks to me, a renowned late pull outer, about the dating scene, what can be improved on the apps, his successes, and failures with romance, and his hatred of charcuterie boards.

I go off during the intro about my own sexual mishaps with Tinder and why these dating apps are worse for society than a billion nose jobs.

Second show added in Salt Lake City. The first one sold out in 3 days. So if you wanted to go, you better get tickets now.

Boston at the Wilbur Theater on December 9.

Tampa and Orlando in November

OKC, Boston, and San Antonio in December

Cleveland and Phoenix in January

Denver in February

Get tickets at AriShaffir.com

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Listen to his podcasts, U Up? and J Train Podcast, and more!

The Music:

The Ronettes - Be My Baby

HIPPO - Swipe

Daft Punk - Get Lucky

The Raveonettes - That Great Love Sound

Charlie Robison - My Hometown

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Thanks for sponsoring this episode and making me put out content each week.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Do you think Tinder with just the look at someone swipe left to right has made a higher

0:05.8

premium on looks or at least in our minds?

0:08.5

I think it's made a lower premium on holding onto someone you're with.

0:14.4

So it's like you always have the option.

0:17.8

So if you're dating someone and you're like three dates and you're like they're cool,

0:21.0

they're hot, we already had sex.

0:23.6

There's a bar in my pocket that I can access while on the toilet.

0:27.5

There is a I can do better.

0:29.1

There's a little bit of that.

0:59.1

We got a large brisket.

1:08.5

I got a 446 swipe left to if you're just looking for a hook up or something like that.

1:14.6

Jared Freed is in the podcast today.

1:16.4

Guys, first of all my dates, November, well first I'm going to be a skank for that show

1:20.4

sold out.

1:21.4

My Houston show is Skankathon is sold out.

1:22.9

Houston Alexander, me and Shane Gillis, the inaugural show, it's gone.

1:25.6

Take it to gone.

1:26.6

So I don't even know what I'm saying.

1:27.6

I'm just saying it.

1:28.6

I know some of my tickets, fucking go.

1:31.9

Tickets are available.

1:32.9

R is your free.com right now.

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